THE END IS COMING
The Mayan Calendar ends a 5125 year cycle this Friday at Midnight.
Legend has it the world will end.
Celebrate at the Maya Café and go out in Mayan style.
We will have food specials and drinks we may never serve again.
The Side Men will be playing swing jazz starting at 8 p.m.
FULL REFUND* IF THE WORLD REALLY ENDS!
*Now for the fine print. Refunds can only be made in person at the Maya Café by the payor with proof of purchase and proof that the world really ended and all living beings ceased to exist at Midnight, December 22, 2012.
Refunds not available in the afterlife.
You can't take it with you.